Thursday, December 21, 2006

Adopt-A-Rempit

Got this in my mailbox the other day. Thought it was read-worthy. Enjoy.....









A politician has suggested to his colleagues to adopt one illegal motorbike racer each, so these Mat Rempits can lead a better life. Now, before you guys shoot down this man's suggestion without so much as giving it a second thought, please let me go on record and say that I think this is a BRILLIANT idea. Who cares about adopting unwanted children and orphans? Those are out of fashion already. Nobody wants them anyway.





Let's all adopt illegal motorbike racers!





Who knows, if this works out well, next time those Hollywood A-listers like Madonna or Angelina Jolie wanna adopt another baby from impoverished countries, they can come to Malaysia. Heck, this can even be part of the Visit Malaysia Year 2007 campaign.



Just think about it. Which of the following would you rather adopt?

A) A sick, poor orphan from Cambodia?

B) A starving, HIV-positive orphan from Ethiopia?

C) Or that crazy lawless Mat Rempit from Malaysia?

Obviously, the obvious choice here is obvious. Right? Those Hollywood celebrities would be fighting with each other to adopt our illegal motorbike racers from Malaysia! Think about all the endless entertainment value they're gonna get out of them.

Don't be surprised if the next time you flip open a tabloid magazine, you get see this photo of a new member of the family added to the Angelina Jolie-Brad Pitt household.




I heard that soon, our politicians are gonna come up with an Adopt-An-AhLong campaign.

Can't wait.




**It's amazing how our GOV can think of these wonderful and SWEET ideas. I don't mind paying extra toll to fund their campaignsss......... NOT!!!

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

A Tale of Kopi and Baked Beans

Here's the scenario.

On the 2nd of Dec, we were having this charity shopping for the firm's Impact day. It's just another donation day for Mindy and I, but, apparently, it was special for someone. This time around, we got Angeline, Rafidah and Melissa to helped us. Shopping for groceries is a normal thing for me, but , after reading this article from Melissa, things will never be the same for me, ever again. Enjoy the show, the S&O show...


A Tale of Kopi and Baked Beans


(an S&O story by Melissa Tan)




2nd November was no ordinary day for me. Sure, it was a valuable rest-day. A day where I normally stay home, catch up on a book but most often, just veg-out in front of the DVD player. However, since I had just completed a project and was currently not fully-assigned, I felt I had some time to spare to help with shopping for and delivering food and items to one of the charities Deloitte Consulting SEA – Kuala Lumpur office has committed to supporting for a full year.
The day began at Tescos, The Curve and I was early enough to stop by an upmarket kopitiam to spend RM3 on a cuppa I could get for less than half the price at Bee Fatt. “It’s okay – the aircond justifies the price.”
Soon after, the others arrived and we proceeded to the Supermarket to load up on foodstuff and other items. We were shopping for 2 homes and each home had a RM500 budget. Time to apply the smidgeon of Home Economics knowledge I have…
Over at the canned food section, we were to pick up some Baked Beans. Heinz sprang to my mind immediately but the price, compared to other brands, just did not justify parting with any of our budget amount. So here’s a peek at my decision-making process, “Since we’re shopping for the homes, who need food to last them a while, we can go for the cheapest, e.g. Tesco Value, and buy lots and lots of cans of baked beans! It’s just food, after all, who cares about the brand?” As I squatted down to pick up the cheapest can of baked beans, another train of thought ran through my mind, “Sure, it’s just baked beans, but would I have bought Tesco Value brand for my own consumption? If not, why am I buying them for the homes?”
Thus at my unbecoming squat position, I vacillated between practicality and my conscience. For those waiting for a moral to this, wait no longer – I applied a 2 by 2 matrix to make a decision (see below; copyright application has been rejected):





* Criteria for determining level of quality:
  1. Strength of brand name
  2. Contents (e.g. low levels of additives, high content of beans as opposed to just water and permitted food colouring, etc.)
  3. Would I buy it for myself?

With this now-proven decision-making tool, the shopping was quickly done and we split up to go to one of the 2 homes. I went to Phyllis Caring Home.
Phyllis was, as usual, happy that we were there, even though we hadn’t given any notice and had dropped by unannounced, right smack in the middle of their lunch. But the oldies paid us impertinent youngsters no heed and continued slurping their soup. This actually gave us the golden opportunity to enquire after Phyllis’ health and get to know her better. Most visitors (I would have imagined) would go straight to spending time with the residents, thinking them the most deprived and loneliest in the home. But few, by Phyllis’ admission, have ever asked her how she started caring for the senior citizens. Not by choice but by circumstance, is the summary. And Phyllis made wonderful lemonade with the lemons thrown at her.
Since all good essays need a conclusion to score those extra marks, I will say that Saturday the 2nd of November 2006 allowed me to take stock of how I view “the less fortunate”. They may or may not be born into their circumstances but using the human spirit yardstick (which measures the amount of effort taken to improve one’s life), they’ve done a lot more than us “more fortunate” folks. We can help by definitely giving up some time to visit them and help them out with chores and activities but giving them some material things like good quality baked beans also count.


RM15 Starbucks, anyone?
"It's about giving THE GIFT THAT YOU ARE, one human being CONNECTING with another"

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

EP 4

1997 was the golden year for MIRC… things that we all do when we have time. And because of this, we learnt how to multitask, between the heck load of homework and tuition and some spare time to chat. I wasn’t much of a chatter back then, but I surf a lot. All my friends know the command in MIRC to secure your nick, bomb a chat room and also to meet girls. As you all know that my nick is always with a ‘pink’, guys would just pop out from no where and ask me:” A/S/L”… instead of responding to them, stating my age la… my sex la… and my location…. I just told them… I’m a guy. And basically, our conversation would just end there.

Then people discover the wonders of ICQ, where u can keep your contact.. in a local pc. It was immediately after that, we can hear the “oh oh!” sound all over the place. People playing starcraft in cybercafé is kinda annoyed by that sound and thought, “if u want to chat, go home la”

Enough tech talk. Back in school, nothing much new during the first month. Homework and tuition is pilling up by the minute and people always expect that the first class to be the most outstanding and discipline class in the batch. They were right for the “out-standing” part.. we got countless time of “standing-on-desk” incident. It was rather embarrassing, when u think that there’s juniors pointing and laughing at us. Their class is just opposite man…. Wanna find a hole and bury myself.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

EP3

ever wonder why people around you can keep on telling you that SAME thing? About your studies, your duties, your lives… and yet we have no idea what is the future. Personally, I can’t imagine myself at the age of 40. maybe I will die before that happened. If yes, thank god. If not….. what will I look like, where will I live? What will I drive? And who will be with me at that time. Call me sissy, but I always think to myself that, if ONE of these days, if I ever going to find myself a girl, I will make her the luckiest girl on earth. (Eh, what can I do? I was 15 at that point ok. And my hometown is not as exciting as you think it is).

Anyway, I’m just glad that our school has started. Friends are all around me and entertainment is plentiful. Skyguy, Han Liang, Chern Wey and a few more of us has formed a study group way back in form 1 and we have decided to continue our effort in a new place. Skyguy’s uncle was an accountant. He’s got this very cool looking office, and he had offered us the meeting room for us to study during the weekends. We get to use the pantry to make our tea. Talk about pampered kids! Haha. Overall, I think it was cool how we spent our weekend together that year. I got hooked up with cassettes and walkman and was plugged in 24X7 like what I do now. It was also that year that I manage to persuade Han Liang to join my music clan. He’s still blaming me until now.

Monday, November 13, 2006

ENOUGH SAID

Never been so annoyed in my entire life.


They are building a new castle of our king. Reason being, the balai raya seri, which is something like the royal hall, claimed to be used for too many functions. Com’on!! I know many people in this country can do wonders with that kind of space. So why can’t the king do the same?


Why waste MYR 400 Million on such a thing? Why not use it to help those who really really need a house? Why can’t you use it to help the needies or even buff up the police squad to curb crimes? Why can’t you use the money to fix the f***ing MRR2 bridge, your black dumb ***.? And why the hell, do you used up so much space? What is wrong with the current castle? And where does the money come from?


This is the mentality that we all talk about. It’s about doing the things that you need to do, versus, doing things that you want to do. We heard people talk about the society gap. The rich are getting richer and the poor, poorer. On one side of KL, we have multi-crappy-media stupid corridor, and the other, some slump that they tried to hide with some really BIG billboards. Criminals looking for preys on the streets, ATM machines are being tugged of the banks, kidnapping cases, raping cases, and most recently, murder… What is all this? Is the government ever going to stop wasting money? Are we paying more for petrol so that some rich big bottom basket get to live in a bigger place? Are we paying our tax so that you can feed the fat ass cops? I don’t think so!!

If there’s something wrong with this country, it’s our country men’s mentality.

We all read about the coup in Thailand. How everything was under control and the shift of power was smooth although there were hiccups here and there. It went well without much violence because they respected their king. Even as a foreigner, I respected their king too. Judging from the amount of things that the king has put forward for his kingdom and the country, and the fact that he uses his own money to improve the living is some sub-urban areas. And because they respected their kings, they have HM shrines all over the place, nicely decorated. Even I paid respect to those shrines. Here, people worship their kings. And I think HM The King here can build his own palace, with his own money.


ENOUGH SAID.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

who say so?

Who says our English is teruk? Just see below...

Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to- point, effective, etc

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get through. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ah?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEMENT, OVER A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you've said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you've been staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what had just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen? Why like that?

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it, here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me!
Malaysians:Celaka u

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

EP2

the new year starts with the introduction to PMR. supposed to be the big exam that determines our future.. according to my mom la. don't care la. not until the last few months of this year at least.

can see some parents are worried about their kids on their first day in secondary school. OMG, give me a break..... they are old enough to do naughty things, mind u...

EP1

Cold dark morning. starting of a new acedemic year today. and i hate that feeling of waking up 6 in the morning. but the thought of shifting down to a lower floor of the block sounds interesting. >:D

arrived at school, all the kiasu ppl have their desired seats, so do i. :P it's beside the window, facing block D. second row from the 'screen'. get to view most of the new ppl in school. Along side with my buddies, the first days was all talking and laughing, fun.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Hinder - Lips Of An Angel

Never knew the existance of this song until this morning, when Rudy and JJ used the lyrics as a gotcha call... well, it's a song... that brings back some bitter and sweet memories... the story only my closest friends would know. anyhow, I enjoyed this song a lot.

Hinder - Lips Of An Angel

Honey why you calling me so late
It's kinda hard to talk right now
Honey why you crying
is everything okay
I gotta whisper cause I can't be too loud

Well, my girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel

Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
It's funny that you're calling me tonight
And yes I dreamt of you too

And does he know you're talking to me
Will it start a fight
No I don't think she has a clue

Well my girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel

Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel

It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
(And I never wanna say goodbye)
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
Honey why you calling me so late



Now that i have what i want... do you have what you want?

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Seadog? DoG-Fish?

After a week of struggles, i'm still stuck with CM2006. Should have bought the game when i was in Low Yat with my gf. now.. all the names and numbers are playing with my eye.. did i just saw a few pictures of a fish with a face of a dog?

maybe it's the mermaids' pet.. (haha)

welcome to another episode of Pink's Percaya ke Tidak. Today's show is credited to Haryono, my pal from Indonesia for forwarding me this amazing pictures and discovery.






personally, i think the pictures are fake. But what the heck, it's a show that you can either "Believe it or not".. so up to you all la haa....


This fish erm.. dog... erm (seadog's name is taken) let's call him dog-fish.. is found somewhere in the west.. and man.. what's the mermaid doing here? so last time we have this big salted fish, now we got salted fish with hot-dog flavour.. what a world!!

Believe all u want.. another proof to show you, don't explore the universe before
you finish exploring the earth.. BEWARE!!


What will we see next?


That's all for this episode. Stay tuned for the next episode.. Same URL,
different day.. ciao...

Monday, August 28, 2006

BEWARE: The below picture is not REALLY for public viewing and it may cause shock or bla bla bla... for those who have weak heart and bla bla bla... please click on the below link. if not, pls proceed to scroll down.



www.no-balls.com



if you're not afraid, pls proceed scrolling...






















welcome to another episode of Pink's Percaya ke Tidak. It's been a while since my last discovery of wierd wierd pelik pelik news.. until i come across a news paper. and then somebody forwarded me a mail..


we have mermaids!!


OMG, if you can see the pictures, i think you will stop eating salted fish for at least 1 month.

They found this in Teluk Bahang, and i think that lucky fisherman who found this is going to make a fortune from selling this big piece of salted fish.

Now that we all cannot stop imagining, are we the only inteligent species on this planet? is there such things as an under-world kingdom. and is there such things as a mermaid. for guys out there, sorry to disappoint you, mermaids are not as pretty as they say it is. and you might have a tough time kissing one, judging on the arrangements of their teeths.

right, yet another successful broadcast from me Pink, with Pink's Percaya ke Tidak.

Pls send in your findings to my mail, if you have any interesting sightings that you want to share. Before i sign off, i would like to say, Piece to the universe... ah, and the fishes..

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Why Chinese must not have English names

Anne Chang ( Mandarin)- Dirty
Anne Chin ( Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng ( Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng ( Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks



Lucy Leow (Hokkien ) - You are dead
Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow ( Hokkien) - Lost till death
Corrine Tai ( Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan ( Cantonese) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan ( Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong ( Mandarin ) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Tng ( Hokkien ) - Leg hair long
Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng ( Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai ( Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh ( Cantonese) - Never die before




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Special Thanks to NK, who sent me this mail and lighten everyones' wednesday...

CHEERS~~!

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Seether - Broken

I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away
I keep your photograph; I know it serves me well
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

‘Cause I’m broken when I’m open
And I don’t feel like I am strong enough
‘Cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome
And I don’t feel light when you’re gone away

The worst is over now and we can breathe again
I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away
There’s so much left to learn, and no one left to fight
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

‘Cause I’m broken when I’m open
And I don’t feel like I am strong enough
‘Cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome
And I don’t feel right when you’re gone away
‘Cause I’m broken when I’m open
And I don’t feel like I am strong enough
‘Cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome
And I don’t feel light when you’re gone away

Friday, August 18, 2006

TOP 100 UNI!!

source: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14321230/site/newsweek/

1. Harvard University
2. Stanford University
3. Yale University
4. California Institute of Technology
5. University of California at Berkeley
6. University of Cambridge
7. Massachusetts Institute Technology
8. Oxford University
9. University of California at San Francisco
10. Columbia University
11. University of Michigan at Ann Arbor
12. University of California at Los Angeles
13. University of Pennsylvania
14. Duke University
15. Princeton Universitty
16. Tokyo University
17. Imperial College London
18. University of Toronto
19. Cornell University
20. University of Chicago
21. Swiss Federal Institute of Technology in Zurich
22. University of Washington at Seattle
23. University of California at San Diego
24. Johns Hopkins University
25. University College London
26. Swiss Federal Institute of Technology in Lausanne
27. University Texas at Austin
28. University of Wisconsin at Madison
29. Kyoto University
30. University of Minnesota Twin Cities
31. University of British Columbia
32. University of Geneva
33. Washington University in St. Louis
34. London School of Economics
35. Northwestern University
36. National University of Singapore
37. University of Pittsburgh
38. Australian National University
39. New York University
40. Pennsylvania State University
41. University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
42. McGill University
43. Ecole Polytechnique
44. University of Basel
45. University of Maryland
46. University of Zurich
47. University of Edinburgh
48. University of Illinois at Urbana Champaign
49. University of Bristol
50. University of Sydney
51. University of Colorado at Boulder
52. Utrecht University
53. University of Melbourne
54. University of Southern California
55. University of Alberta
56. Brown University
57. Osaka University
58. University of Manchester
59. University of California at Santa Barbara
60. Hong Kong University of Science and Technology
61. Wageningen University
62. Michigan State University
63. University of Munich
64. University of New South Wales
65. Boston University
66. Vanderbilt University
67. University of Rochester
68. Tohoku University
69. University of Hong Kong
70. University of Sheffield
71. Nanyang Technological University
72. University of Vienna
73. Monash University
74. University of Nottingham
75. Carnegie Mellon University
76. Lund University
77. Texas A&M University
78. University of Western Australia
79. Ecole Normale Super Paris
80. University of Virginia
81. Technical University of Munich
82. Hebrew University of Jerusalem
83. Leiden University
84. University of Waterloo
85. King's College London
86. Purdue University
87. University of Birmingham
88. Uppsala University
89. University of Amsterdam
90. University of Heidelberg
91. University of Queensland
92. University of Leuven
93. Emory University
94. Nagoya University
95. Case Western Reserve University
96. Chinese University of Hong Kong
97. University of Newcastle
98. Innsbruck University
99. University of Massachusetts at Amherst
100. Sussex University

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Schools are evaluated on some of the measures used in well-known rankings published by Shanghai Jiaotong University and the Times of London Higher Education Survey. Fifty percent of the score came from equal parts of three measures used by Shanghai Jiatong: the number of highly-cited researchers in various academic fields, the number of articles published in Nature and Science, and the number of articles listed in the ISI Social Sciences and Arts & Humanities indices. Another 40 percent of the score came from equal parts of four measures used by the Times: the percentage of international faculty, the percentage of international students, citations per faculty member (using ISI data), and the ratio of faculty to students. The final 10 percent came from library holdings (number of volumes).

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Snow Patrol - RUN

I'll sing it one last time for you
Then we really have to go
You've been the only thing that's right
In all I've done

And I can barely look at you
But every single time I do
I know we'll make it anywhere
Anyway from here

Light up, light up
As if you have a choice
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you dear

Louder louder
And we'll run for our lives
I can hardly speak I understand
Why you can't raise your voice to say

To think I might not see those eyes
Makes it so hard not to cry
And as we say our long goodbyeI nearly do

Light up, light up
As if you have a choice
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you dear

Slower slower
We don't have time for that
I just want to find an easier way
To get out of our little heads

Have heart my dear
We're bound to be afraid
Even if it's just for a few days
Making up for all this mess

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No matter what happens, or where you are, sounds from each corner will be with you, and that every ray of lights will shine on you, and guide you through all your troubles, like what i always do.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Don't Worry..

don't worry dear,
everything will be alright.
minor let down is usual in life,
how you deal with it determines your character.

don't worry dear,
everything will be alright.
frustration happens all the time,
find your centre, it will make you calm.

don't worry dear,
everything will be alright.
everytime when you did something wrong,
you learn one more thing to make it right.

don't worry dear,
everything will be alright.
sadness and happiness is equal in life,
sadness will make happiness more fun to bare.

don't worry dear,
everything will be alright.
the only pity thing in this world,
is lack of love and attention,
but you are filled with it.

don't worry dear,
everything will be alright.
bad day is always followed by good days,
just like that rainbow after the rain.

don't worry dear,
everything will be alright.
obstacle makes you stronger,
just like how the hot sun made the grass greener.

don't worry dear,
everything will be alright.
worrying is like putting grey color to your days...
why don't you try to cheerful colors like pink and sky blue?

don't worry dear,
everything will be alright.
life is not perfect, life is not fair,
but when you need an ear, i will be there.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Maybe Now..... they will do something about it.

What have seen on TV, papers, websites about people being killed or slash. Police force has so far brushed off the responsibility from their shoulder. I'm very sure every know about the TARC students that was slashed ealier this week and then, THIS happened:


Jacket may have cost Azlini her life

PETALING JAYA: Had Azlini Azmi not forgotten her jacket, she might still be alive today.
The 26-year-old hotel housekeeper who was found murdered in Bandar Sunway on Tuesday had arrived at her workplace in Sunway Mentari on Sunday night when she realised that she had left her jacket at home.


Her boyfriend Mahadir Joffri, 21, who had sent her to work, then took her home to Old Klang Road to get the jacket.

Azlini: Had only been working at the hotel for about a monthWhen they reached Sunway Mentari, Mahadir dropped her off at a petrol station near the hotel at about 10.45pm.
Azlini took a short cut across an empty field but never made it to the hotel – she was hacked to death.


Her body was found at 1.45pm on Tuesday, with her clothes ripped off.
According to Petaling Jaya CID chief Deputy Supt Ahmad Asri Jamaluddin, Mahadir and Azlini's housemate, a woman in her 20s, contacted the police after reading reports about a woman found dead in Bandar Sunway.


“They were taken to the University Malaya Medical C centre mortuary, where they positively identified her,” he said yesterday.

DSP Ahmad Asri said the motive was most likely robbery, as Azlini’s purse was missing.
“However, we are not ruling out rape,” he said, adding that police were still awaiting the results of lab tests to confirm if she had been sexually assaulted.


Yesterday, Azlini’s younger brother Azman, 23, arrived from his family home in Kedah at 11am and, after viewing her body at the mortuary, confirmed that the victim was his sister .
Azlini had only been working at the hotel for about a month.



And maybe after this, the robbers will be caught and punished. We all hope so, i guess

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

What's Happening in Chat Room Nowadays?

A Simple Cut and Paste fromone of my message archieve...

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pp says: http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2006/8/2/nation/15024211&sec=nation

ss says: wao.. good good..
ss says: i gonna find out the bastard..
ss says: wait ah..
ss says: i thought wangsa maju branch police station is one of the great efficiency one...


pp says: http://www.you-zi.net/AskForPeace
pp says: you wish


ss says: yup. i wish... ; everywhere in KL is unsafe.

pp says: yeah, everywhere

ss says: have to ask pl to take extra care....
ss says: i remembered last time my fren. she was a victim of the snatch thief as well. it was happened in **.. near **U.. she then made the report in **2 police station
ss says: same excuses was given to her too.. (the police would say:" you shouldn't make reports for minor case like this! it's your fault that these happened to you")


pp says: guess so la..

sssays: and ...ah.

pp says: so, what's the use of the police

ss says: gonna type the report herself..
pp says: in the police station.


ss says: they are there to make sure such things don't happened
ss says: then pay for RM2..


pp says: same la..
pp says: last time i also did that

ss says: but why need money one
ss says: takkan they masuk kocek.
ss says: is not that we are damn wanting to make report.
ss says: as we already how the police attitude would be..
ss says: which is the worse attitude...and worse poice i have ever met.....


pp says: even if we agree to them that snatch thieve is normal... but in the end, whose fault is it that we have so many such cases

ss says: and its only because we want the report to re apply ic and driving license..
ss says: their efficiency lo.
ss says: thats y...
ss says: ppl always said..
ss says: when they successfully done a criminal cases..
ss says: it would be the biggest and proudest news ever in every of the cover page of newspaper.
ss says: otherwise.......................
ss says: it would be silent untill we almost forgot what had happened....
ss says: until the nxt victim appears again ..
ss says: and again.
ss says: thats y.
ss says: i said..
ss says: i hate malaysia police force...
ss says: and d administrative..



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Can we not agree more? Really, it's not up to us to say anything about the police force and administrative. But can we help it? Can we really keep on ignoring the slashing, killing and robbing?

and the reason why we made a police report because we need it to re-apply our IC and licences la YOU RETARDS!!

Monday, July 10, 2006

world cup commentary...

Congrats to the Italy team! Solid performance from the beginnin of the tournament, and you all deserve the cup. you made all of us speak zombie language today.......

but hold on.... << *rewind*.......... What if the finalist was not France and Italy. What is Brazil didn't do this!!....... pls scroll...

right.. no wonder Carlos wanna resign after the WC.. but if Carlos didn't lose his contact lense at that minute... it might be a more interesting final between Brazil and Italy... And Zizou might not get sent off in his last international game. *wink*wink*

Anyway, this mark the end of the four year waitings.. hey, EPL is on the way... wonder where will C.Ronaldo will go... hrrm.....

Monday, July 03, 2006

forever england...

they say england have the chance this year. they have all the cup winners in the team, and expected they all to perform. england was winning (not in a graceful and attractive way), until they meet portugal. and this happened

and after that, i just know la.. england adventure will end there...

weng loo ney(wayne rooney) is showing signs of becoming the england kapitan... the ref like looney so much that he must give him his wedding invitation card.. (which normally is red in color)

looks like it will be another 4-8 years before england have another good shot at the cup. move on man.. there's always a next time..

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Speechless





I am speechless, I am sad, and i am depressed

One site of earth, we are trying to uncover some holy truth, and the other side of the world, we have this.

Many would blame the religion. but i don't. I don't want to get myself burn, not yet at least. Instead, i would wanna blame the people that misinterpreting their believes and abusing their holy books, because they thought, this is the msg from god. (Allah, you better sms them soon.)

In there's any god, or human beings can bear with such sad sight? Is he happy to see this? If they can do this to a kid, what would they do when they are allowed to play with nukes?

God would never ask us to hurt anyone. and God wants us to live in perfect harmony. with OTHER RELIGION. God would want us to use religion as a guide, not strict rules. In this case, i think God would want us just to forget about them. Bring on the ARK!!

Friday, June 16, 2006

outrages!!


Ok, so, they wanna play with themselves and themselves only. then you go la to wanking party. we don't care. but you better find a thicker bush to do that, if not we will charge you with illegal gang wanking and indecent behaviour.

I mean, what is this. It's a multi racial country. can you guys just shut up. we gave you the right to talk louder than us, but don't make sensitive and stupid comment like this. Inter-racial activites are good and i believe a lot of people would agree to that especially on festive seasons like this.(mindy, don't think otherwise when i mention "inter-racial" ok?) we didn't say anything when you do it to the cows now, did we? you inter-species fonies...

lessons learnt today:

It's bad to have too many wives. Legal or illegal ones. (i don't care)
It's bad to do it to the cows. (it's inhuman) who's going to eat the cow later? them also...
It's bad to wank or do it with your best mates.(dude, your mates still need to shit with that)
It's bad to have Kelantan in M'sia. (somebody grant them independence, so that they can wank quietly.)




disclaimer: this article is written to point out that PAS (party amat stupid) is living up to their reputation. no other intention. thank you.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Perspective



It’s a harmony of lines. It’s a parade of colors. It’s the combinations of several horizons. And it defines the pictures that you take. Perspectives may vary from one person the other. But we can learn from one another and setup our own views. Eventually, we all will know the perfect angle for a certain shape, color and even timing of a picture. Taking picture is not just about the people, objects or landscape. It’s all about how you see it, and how you want other people to see it.

Remember, you determine what your picture will look like. Not anything else. Not the people, not the object and certainly not the landscape.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Spot the ball contest!!

there should be 3-5 five balls in the picture... spot them...



if you get 3 - congratulation you naughty bugger.....

if you get 4 - woohoo.....

if you get 5 - you gotta tell me where!!!




enjoy



Monday, June 12, 2006

Check out the caption to this picture!


so damn kesian man. another instance to DAILY human errors. hiyo............................

Monday, June 05, 2006

Please la... do more research before you make any comment!!!!

Stored digital images won’t last forever

By CELESTE mailto:FONGceleste@thestar.com.my

KUALA LUMPUR: Memories of a great vacation or important occasions are best captured on camera. But consumers have been warned that digital images stored on recordable disks or hard drives will not last forever.

They face the risk of losing their treasure trove of “memories” within seconds – by an accidental click of the button or computer virus, according to the Federation of Commercial Photographic Society. (eh... hello....... virus cannot attack CD one la.)

Its secretary-general Jeffrey Sek said consumers had approached their members to help salvage or restore images destroyed after their disks were infected.

“One customer stored all digital images of her two-year-old child since his birth in a compact disc without making any prints. When her computer was infected, she lost everything,” he told a press conference organised by MCA Public Service and Complaints Department head Datuk Michael Chong. (what's Michael Chong doing here? he got photo printing shop meh??)

Sek advised consumers to get their digital images printed so that they could keep them for years to come. (this Sek must be someone who lose money because nobody's printing!!)

“Many consumers have the impression that images stored on recordable disks last forever.
“There are tips to preserve the disks but they can be tedious as one needs to store the CDs at a certain temperature and under specific conditions which may not be convenient for ordinary consumers.

“Also, new technology keeps emerging with gadgets being produced and what is considered new will turn obsolete like the VHS tapes.”

Sek said the society now had more than 2,500 members nationwide and consumers could always pick the most convenient photo studio to print their photographs.

The society is currently running a campaign to create awareness on the risk of storing digital images on recordable disks and advising consumers on the importance of printing their photos.
Sek said the average price was now 60 sen per 4R print while those printing a large quantity would get further discount.


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okok, everyone's thinking of the same thing. No doubt, we cannot say that backing up pictures to CD's safe. and he is right that we have to store the CD properly. If these comments we read now is made few years back (ie. ten years) we would say:" ooooooo is it??"

but hello? we are already using portable DVD writer!! what is this? virus cannot attack CD!! hiyo.......... (pek chek)

60 sens for 1 4r picture... shit, i pay 50 sens for one piece for CDR!!! and it can store thousand of pictures!!

please use your brain to come out with marketing plan. nono.. what i mean was, use a updatable brain to make such comments please.. you are humilating the whole IT populations, including yourself!!!

疑飆車 3車相撞4死

2屍體從橋縫墜地


(八打靈再也5日凌晨訊)恐怖死亡車禍!
疑非法賽車肇禍,3輛轎車在大道連環撞及分界堤,其中1輛著火爆炸,造成4死7傷慘劇。
這宗車禍于今晚9時許,在南北大道第24.6公里朝大使路方向發生。


4名死者皆是印裔男子,他們是拉美士(23歲)、威再也(25歲)、沙嘉(30歲)和1名人士(身份不詳)。其中2人是兄弟,這批死者當時分乘2輛國產威拉,準備前往隆市,卻途中遇上車禍身亡。
1人送院不治


相信當時衝擊力猛烈,3輛車輛先后撞擊分界堤,其中2輛威拉轎車損毀嚴重,最后1輛轎車當場起火發生爆炸,燃燒的引擎和車身碎片從南北大道上,帶著火花從天而降至白蒲大道,險象環生。


據知,3輛涉及車禍的轎車乘客,首輛是一家洋人家庭,共乘1輛速霸路四驅車,車內坐著1家4口,4人僅受輕傷,目前在士拉央醫院治療;第2輛威拉坐有5名印裔男乘客,3人當場死亡,其中2人是兄弟。至于最后1輛威拉,則有2名印裔乘客,1人被救出后載送醫院途中不治,他們與第2輛乘客是朋友關係。


警方目前從各角度調查車禍肇因,並不排除有人涉及非法賽車,引起這宗悲劇。不過真正原因,仍有待警方進一步確認。



2人墜橋底腦漿溢出


據知,4名死者在轎車激裂撞擊后,整個人從車內彈出,其中1對兄弟關係的死者,巧合地從分界堤之間縫處,墜落橫屍在距離天橋底下60公尺高的白蒲大道第1.4公里處,靠近收費站路段。至于另1人則在高架天橋上面路面。


消息指出,這對兄弟當時墜地過程中,被來不及剎車的轎車撞擊,復反彈路面,頭顱爆裂,腦漿溢出。2人陳屍地點僅相差1公尺,橫屍在反方向的緊急車道。
1名好心華裔婦女,不想讓死者落得死無全屍下場,自告奮勇在警方抵達現場前,拿起哨子充當指揮員,指示來往車輛避開屍體。


家屬在接獲警方通知,望著親人屍體互抱痛哭,拒絕受訪。
截至今晚11時為止,整條白蒲大道嚴重交通阻塞,約有6名交警在場負責交通指揮。




Probably, the freakiest, and yet funniest accident that i have ever seen. and i have to went thru the jam for 4 times, (not to kepo)....... talk about eventful Sunday.

but the bahkutteh was worth the trouble. kekekek....

Friday, June 02, 2006

dear blog...

i got nothing to write today.

but i have one site that will interest photographers. now i think i still ahve a lot to catch up..

http://www.2how.com/gallery/index.php

this site is made in Thai, but it's still ok if you don't know Thai language, you can still browse it. If you can understand it, pls... teach me..

CHEERS~~!

Monday, May 29, 2006

Who wanna taste some fish *PASTE*??


well, at first, i thought eating human poo and pee is disgusting.. well, think again. really wonder how would it taste like? will it be clean? will there be any shit attached to it? (hrrmmm......)

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Rules of being a Man (not a poof)

Rules of being a Man (not a poof)

Poof = Gay men in English slang.



01 Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella

02 It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
03 When she is using her teeth.

04 Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

05 Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

06 If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

07 Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

08 No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.

09 On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

10 When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never, ever ask who's playing.

11 You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's
officially your girlfriend.

12 It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel ….. and it's free.

13 Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

14 Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

15 Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever! Issue closed.

16 If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

17 Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

18 A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

19 Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

20 If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

21 Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

22 Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!

23 Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the
conversation you need.

24 Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

25 The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to
nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

26 It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

27 Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

28 The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

29 There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.












p/s: thank you mindy for the article and for the writer who wrote this. hehe

Monday, May 22, 2006

Malaysian going BONKERS!!!!

a little report i read this morning in http://www.thestar.com.my


Mental disorders afflict 21% of Malaysians


KUALA LUMPUR: Twenty-one per cent of Malaysians have mental disorders as a result of the pressures of life, and the figure is rising.
According to clinical psychologist Mahadir Mohamad, based on a survey from 1995 to 2000, depression topped the list, followed by psychosis, and drug and alcohol-related mental disorders.


“Based on year 2000 statistics by the Public Health Institute (Disease Burden Department), 108,324 people suffered depression.

“Those between the ages of 30 and 59 were most affected by this disease, and the figure is rising by the year,” he said at a forum on recognising mental health and illness organised by KL Clinical Psychology Counselling Centre here yesterday.

He said anxiety was also a form of mental disorder, with 33,714 people diagnosed with it.
Mahadir, who works for the Health Ministry, said 24,647 people were diagnosed with psychosis. Alcohol and drug-related mental disorders accounted for 21,441 and 27,522 people respectively.


“One of the main reasons for mental disorder is the pressures caused by life, love and marital problems.

“Many are not aware that they are suffering from such a disease because they refuse to spend money to get professional help,” he said.





and we all knew about this all along.

Last week when i was playing badminton, saw this guy smashing his 200+ bucks racquet to the floor, just because he lost the game. and they were not even betting!! (well, at least, i assume they are not, because they were Muslims)

Sunday, May 07, 2006

if it matters.

If it matters to you,
i will say i love you a hundred thousand times.

If it matters to you,
i will stay by you, to stop your tears.

If it matters to you,
i will fight for you and protect you forever.

If it matters to you,
i will sing for you whenever you want to hear my voice.

If it matters to you,
i will not sleep, if you want to stay up late.

It if matters to you,
i will show you my heart, to see what's is it like, inside...

If it matters to you,
i will find a million reasons to tell you why i love you..

If it matters to you,
i will make a thousand promises and make sure i keep it

If it matters to you,
i will usher you to your dreams, so that we can meet and play...

If it matters to you,
i will walk with you at the beach everyday, to accompany you..

If it matters to you,
i will give you priceless gifts, not pricy gifts... (hehe)



for all that matters, to you.. i know i can never live without you.
because for all that matters to me, is you....

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Look who's talking now.....?

My sunday morning started out as usual, waking up to the sound of "Eagles - Hotel California".. beautiful. Went downstair for breakfast after washing up. Wondering what is there for me to do today? Maybe i might head to Starbucks again, to pick up some reading.

Before i leave my place, i was manage to chat up with my 81-year-old grandma. To my astonishment, below is our conversation....

Grandma (G) - "did you see the news?"
Pink (P) - "not really, why? what's on tv?"

G: now ah, the "zheng hu" (government) wanna catch ppl who kiss and hug (you can imagine the hand gesture that she was making)..

P: Ah ma ah... that's old news liao lo...

G: ah? "si meh?" (is it?) but how come like that one? ppl wanna hug and kiss also cannot...

P: -_-''' Ah ma ah... they all think ah, what they cannot do, we also cannot do in public...

G: "Ki Siau" (crazy) ah!! "ang mo lang" (westerners) all ma kena tangkap lo...

P: hiyo, ah ma ah... i think all ang mo lang dunwan to come to malaysia liao la...

G: hiyo... now the society more conservative compare to last time. last time alcohol you can get in pasar, now wanna get a beer also like have to smuggle thru kastam.

P: yeah lo, like last time you have party every weekend at your house.. so nice...

G: eh, Ah Ping ah, you wanna learn Tango or not, ah ma teach you... (hehe)

P: wait la, i got time first...

G: Hai... come to think of it, the new ah tau (head/lead/minister) also no use one... coming out will all the stupid rules. See him lembik lembik like that... stand also cannot stand...

(and then she went on commenting about more stuff while i unlock the door for me to go out)





As you can see from the conversation above.. Even my 81-years-old grandma also understand what is it like, to be in a free society. Although we claim that we are in the new age, but most of us still have the mindset of the stoneage.

We cannot continue to give up our rights, just because they think it's not right.

My advice to you, my dear government : " The more rules you have, the more rule breakers you will have" It's common sense... and i desprately hope that you can at least have some of those...

Friday, April 21, 2006

Malaysia?

Before you think, you can take away our basic human rights, I wanna do a shout-out to our real rights in life.

We cry for clean water, basic need for all human beings.

We cry for law to protect us, not to trouble us.

We cry for protection from the government, not extortion from petrol price hike or chicken breast price control.

We cry for perfect harmony among races, not the discrimination among races.

We cry for better service from the civil departments, not longer or extra tea break time.

We cry for better public transport system, not some run down 50 year old bus station that causes traffic jam.

We cry for freedom of speech, we don’t need Karam Singh to report to us, yesterdays’ fabricated news while putting his hand up.

We cry for basic right for food, not mad bird, cow flu or stupid mouth and foot disease to go with them.

We cry for a normal workable policeman, not those fatty that fit just nice in a run-down Kancil.

We cry for better benefits for sportsman and women. Cos we are fed-up to see the 1992 Thomas cup advertisement over and over and over again.

We cry for better education institution. Cos I don’t see Nobel coming to this side of the world. Oppps, sorry. Somebody from Myanmar already got it.

Malaysia?

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

................

What is this overwhelming feeling? My hands begin to feel numb. My heart begins to weaken. As I begin to close my eyes to end my day, there you are, in front of me.

What is this overwhelming feeling? I can’t feel the space beside me anymore. Is it you? You are around me, right? I know it’s you, I can feel you.

What is this overwhelming feeling? That feeling that always reminds me of your heartbeat. That feeling that urge me to try to reach out, for a person that I think, who is not replaceable.

What is this overwhelming feeling? I know that there’s something I need to do. Things that will put me nearer to your heart. I dare not own it because I don’t want to break it. I just want to be around it, to protect it, and to hold it, until the day I die.

What is this overwhelming feeling? There’s no jealousy, no lust, no envy, no hatred. It’s the pure and innocent joy that we always put together. It’s our laughter, together, to make our jokes complete.

What is this overwhelming feeling? I can’t breathe. I can’t talk, walk nor sit properly. Jumpy but weak leg has made me wonder if I am guilty of a murder. A murder that take away her life. A murder that has also taken away mine.

What is this overwhelming feeling? I can remember all your touches. All your words, and all your kisses. I can remember everything when I am with you. And for eternity, I hope, to keep all the sweet memories, to keep this overwhelming feeling of LOVE.

I may not be with you now. But I have sent over my heart to you. hold it with care, just like the way I am holding yours.



It’s taking over my mind, soul, and it controls my feelings. Never really felt this way before. Her existence has now taken over what I thought I have total control on. We have long held back our feelings and confession comes after a great deal of courage and flaming desire to own one another.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Cheers!! 80's babies

For your reading pleasure...some might be true.Hope you will all enjoy reading it. This might bring you back the oldmemory especially during those school days.....

Signs that you are a 80s' baby:You grew up watching G-Force, He-man, Transformers, Thundercats,Silver Hawk, Woody Woodpecker, Chipmunks and Mickey Mouse. Not toforget Ninja Turtles, Mask, Smurfs and Voltron too.

Girls watched Japanese cartoon like My Little Pony, "Xiao Tian Tian","Hua Xian Zi" etc.

You grew up brushing your teeth with a mug in primary school afterrecess time.

You squatted by a drain with all your classmates beside you, andbrushed your teeth with a colo urful mug.

Remember the days when the school nurse, comes with a list for the! dentist appointment, the sound of the drilling when your friend has afill in his tooth.

You remember the packets of milk we get in primary school toencourage us to drink more milk. (It is only cost 30 cent per pack)

In secondary school, girls go to the library to borrow theirfavourite romance storybook.

In secondary school, girls altered their school skirt to shorten itand guys will go to the school appointed school uniform tailor shopto tailor make their school trousers to the then fashionable "baggypants"!

During primary school days, the teacher will punish you using a rulerto hit your palm.

A bowl of noodles soup cost only 30cent in primary school days.

When you were in primary school, girls like to go to the bookshop tobuy cute stuff such as animal erasers, various shape sharpeners,colourful notebook etc.

Hankyu Jaya, Yaohan departmental stores used to be a favouritehangout for families dur! ing weekends.In secondary school days, you buy the Bata BM Turbo or Pallas Jazzschool shoes.Some guys like to wear those china made ankle high shoes.Some even like to wear those very thick socks with their schoolshoes.

Internet? E-mail? What the hell is that?So you thought a decade or more ago, your friends don't have pagersor handphones in school.

CDs? What's that? Cassette tapes were the norm. Movie tickets used tocost less than $5 last time.

The goodies from Mama shop used to be Chickerdis, Mamee , Kum Kum,UFO, O-Ya, Ding Dang chocolate balls with toys in the box, colourfulhard "egg","cigerette" bubble gum, KIKI Bubble Gum, pink bottle of bubbles c/w asmall tubes with yellow sticks to blow "more lasting" bubbles thatyou can pop more air in or slam it on.

You never forget 'Ti Kam'.When exams are over, the board games (e.g Monopoly,Donkey, Transportation Comparison Card) & held ! video games will beall over the class room.

Your favourite sound is the bell!For it's the homemade ice cream man. The cream that tops Haagan Dazs!

And the other peddler you love is the old lady who sells juicy MuahChee and thick olden syrup rolled in a balloon the tip of a chopstickstick.

Another bell is the recess bell, a time to get away from school workand to eat.Another time when there is no bell but all guys will anxiously waitfor it...The PJ (Pendidikan Jasmani), PE time (time for football)

Your favourite childhood games were playing "gu li"(marbles), fivestones, five bottle cover, zero-point, catching, "Pepsi-Cola one twothree" and/or "Police & Sentry"!

The best thirst quencher of all times is the yummy colourful icetubes you can buy from provision shops for only 10 cent. To eat them,break the tab and suckwhile holding the freezing tube!

All gals have a girl doll/strawberry shortcake/my little pony/poundpuppy, while all boys have a soldiers figurine (combat) or a rubberband catapultthat shoots folded paper!

Once was the era whereby ice-cream sticks were valueable items, thencame the paper aircrafts, chalk fights.Some boys made their own guns from wood, and used 'Bacali' as thebullets.Some even used matches to shoot and burn kids'lanterns duringMoonCake Festival.

And your favourite holiday was Lunar New Year! New clothes, Ang Pows,shopping, junk food and family outings!Let's see, the majority of students in universities today were bornin 1987 / 88.... They are called "youth".For them, they have never heard of the song "We are the World, we arethe Children..."

And the "Uptown Girl" they know is by 'West Life'but not 'Billy Joel'.For them, there have always been only one Germany and only oneVietnam.

AIDS exists since they were born.

CD exists since they were born.Michael Jackson is already whitened.John Travolta is always round in shape and they can't imagine howthis fat guy could be a god of dance.

They believe that Spiderman and Incredible Hulk are just new films.They can never imagine a black and white screen for a computer.They never know what is Atari or 'Game & Watch'.They can't believe a black and white television ever existed and theydon't even know how to switch on a TV without a remote control.And they never understand how we can go out without a mobile phonewhen we were in university...

Let's check if we're getting old...

1. You understand what was written above and you smile.

2. Most of your secondary school friends are getting married.

3. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortablywith computer.

4. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.

5. You spend less and less time talking on phone with your friendsdaily.

6. When you meet your old friends from time to time, talking aboutthe good old days, repeating again and again all funny stories youexperienced together.

7. Lastly, having read this, you are thinking of forwarding itto some other old friends. You think they will like it too.....Hahaha!.... Yes! We are getting old too...........Brings back old memories huh?

Cheers to the 80s babies!!!

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Black or White?



This poem was nominated poem of 2005 for the best poem , written by an African kid.........amazing thought!!!



When I born, I Black,
When I grow up, I Black,
When I go in Sun, I Black,
When I scared, I Black,
When I sick, I Black,
And when I die, I still black..
And you White fella,
When you born, you Pink,
When you grow up, you White,
When you go in Sun, you Red,
When you cold, you Blue,
When you scared, you Yellow,
When you sick, you Green,
And when you die, you Gray..
And you calling me Colored ??

Monday, April 10, 2006

Sunday, March 19, 2006

the case of irony.

Discovery of the day:

Adolf Hitler (yes, the man of all evil), was a choir boy in his local church when was young.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Love Quote of the day

While waiting for my 11,236 lines of data to be uploaded, I have decided to help the guys.

today, i would like to publish a line, which you guys need to add in your scrap book. It's for you to get girls no doubt.


"You come to love not by finding the perfect person,
But by seing an imperfect person perfectly"

-thank you Mindy-

Look here gals, i'm not teaching the guys a bad thing actually. We learn lines to make you gals happy. So, technically, i am helping the society to add more human beings. There goes the birth-control....



CHEERS~~!!

Thursday, February 16, 2006

POP QUIZ!!

Question of the day!!!


first, we have kilobyte (KB), then MegaByte(MB).... then some genius invented MP3 and we have to use GigaByte(GB) to store... Then i heard that we have TeraByte....


The question is... what come after that?



answer is at the bottom of this post....












think la.....


























i said think, dun scroll..........

















ok la... let you see la...































Tuesday, February 14, 2006

When I Fall In Love

Love is not as simple as you think now. TV-shows like Smallville often caught my heart, with all the love triangle, hatred, jealousy and bla bla bla.

The question is, how do you define love? Are you being loved?


I would like to dedicate this song, to all my frens out there. Valentineless or not, today is to celebrate the existance of love, not to support rich merchants with their sales.

There's always someone for you out there. Just look harder.




WHEN I FALL IN LOVE
by Frank Sinatra

When I fall in love
It will be forever
Or I'll never fall in love

In a restless world
Like this is
Love is ended before it's begun
And too manyMoonlight kisses
Seem to cool in the warmth of the sun

When I give my heartI give it completely
Or I'll never give my heart

And the moment I can feel that you feel that way too
Is when I fall in love with you






Happy Valentines Day to everyone.

Monday, February 13, 2006

Yet another issue on cencorship...




Another article of my weekend reading.............











Google Under the Gun

For access to China, the Web giant agreed to censor itself. Why the company made a hard bargain




When web surfers from the city of Shenzhen, in southern China, visit a government website, they are greeted by two adorable cartoon figures, a tiny policeman and policewoman with friendly smiles, no noses (for some reason) and huge melting blue anime eyes. These little rascals' names are Jingjing and Chacha (jingcha is Mandarin for police), and they are there to remind Web surfers to behave themselves because the Internet cops are always watching.
Westerners tend to think of the Web the way we think of the moon: it looks the same everywhere, and when you're on it you can pretty much do whatever you want. But seen from China, the Web is very different. Beijing employs a force of 30,000 Internet censors 24/7, blocking access to many sites expressing nonapproved opinions on hot-button issues like Taiwanese independence and the Falun Gong religious sect. When Western Web surfers search for images of "Tiananmen" on Google, they get row upon row of tanks, the indelible afterimage of the tragedy of 1989. Do the same search when you're in China, and you get a snapshot of U.S. Commerce Secretary Carlos M. Gutierrez and his wife posing in Tiananmen Square on a p.r. trip.


The Web giant Google reminded everybody very publicly last week how differently things work in China. Google launched a Chinese version of itself, Google.cn, that is heavily censored to comply with Communist Party regulations. For a company with the unofficial motto "Don't be evil," a company that has picked up the fallen standard of Internet idealism, that was a bit of a shocker. Did the virtuous Google just sell out its honor?

The harder you look at it, the harder it gets to decide. First you have to figure out what exactly Google just did. Google already has a Chinese-language version of Google.com--it has had one since 2000. But the authorities weren't fond of it, so they blocked access to its cached pages, Google's stored copies of websites, which could be used to view otherwise censored material. Using its online filters--the so-called Great Firewall of China--the government also made Google run annoyingly slowly, and sometimes not at all. The new site, Google.cn, is physically based in China and runs speedily and reliably, but its contents are censored by Google to accord with government preferences. (A warning label informs the user of this arrangement.) So basically, China's Web surfers have a choice: they can use slow, relatively uncensored Google.com or speedy, sanitized Google.cn.

Certainly the decision caused some hair tearing at Google headquarters in Mountain View, Calif. "It's never obvious what to do in these situations," Google co-founder Larry Page told TIME. "One of the principles we believe pretty strongly is that having really good access to information for people is a great way of improving the world." But in the end Google chose to dance with the dragon--presumably the cha-cha. "Filtering our search results clearly compromises our mission," the company's official statement says. "Failing to offer Google search at all to a fifth of the world's population, however, does so far more severely."

Sounds like a simple enough trade-off. But once you start picking at the edges, you discover a very tangled Web. First, Google's choice may have a plausible ethical rationale. But it is now a publicly owned company, and the decision also stands to earn it truckloads of yuan. China has 111 million Internet users, a number that grew a plump 18% in 2005. Granted, so far few Chinese have credit cards, but when they do, Google's shareholders are going to be peeved if it doesn't host a chunk of the ads that will woo them. And the owners showed their ire last week, not over censorship, but over the crass fact that Google's profit increased a mere 82% in its last quarter. That's not enough for a $433 stock, which became a $381 stock in the days after the announcement. Google may foster a perception that it is beyond the muck of the marketplace, but Wall Street is rapidly getting wise to the less poetic realities of the situation.

Yet it really isn't just about the money. One of the pervasive myths of the information age is that the Internet is a kind of magic spray that when applied to totalitarian states causes democracy to spontaneously blossom forth. "Westerners saw the Internet as this garage-door opener that you could point at closed regimes and open them," says Tim Wu, a professor at Columbia Law School and co-author of the forthcoming book Who Controls the Internet?
The authorities in Beijing have a more realistic take on the power of the Net. They realize that most people aren't going to use it to rally for democracy; they're going to do what Americans do: gossip about celebrities, check the weather, play games and score porn. So the Internet police mostly leave that stuff alone. Wu says the state of the Chinese Internet is even more ominous than total control: "It feels almost normal, so people don't think about what it is they can't get." If anything, the Web has been a galvanizing force for Chinese nationalism. The anti-Japanese riots that broke out last year over a Japanese textbook that underplayed wartime atrocities in China were largely organized online--with government sanction.


And to Google's credit, there are companies that have made far worse bargains in China and haven't got half the public spanking for it. In December the Chinese government took offense at the contents of a blog hosted by Microsoft's MSN service. Microsoft promptly clamped it shut, noting that the company had to obey the law of the land. Earlier last year Beijing investigated a man who used Yahoo! for his e-mail. Yahoo! promptly handed over his computer's IP address. Yahoo! now has one less customer: the man got 10 years for leaking "state secrets."

Moreover, Google's censored version of itself is hardly foolproof. Information is like a toddler: it goes everywhere and gets into everything, and you can't stop it all the time. Chinese doctors were swapping damning e-mails about SARS long before the government would admit there was a problem. Just fooling around with spelling and capitalization can outfox China's online filters, and there's free software available that can give Jingjing and Chacha the slip; Google's free Web Accelerator Tool does that quite nicely.

By some estimates China has 4 million bloggers--are 30,000 Internet police really going to keep them under wraps? Sooner or later the government is going to lose the fight. Being evil just isn't as easy as it used to be, and whether or not Google's actions are ethical in principle, we should all get over the idea that the future of the People's Republic hangs on a bunch of search results.
Global corporations have always had to balance ethical, cultural and legal considerations with financial ones; asking them to define ethical foreign policy is like looking to professional athletes to develop steroid-test rules. As Page puts it, self-servingly but accurately, "It's pretty hard for companies to act as governments. To some extent that's a good thing for the U.S. State Department to be doing. I'm not sure that's our role."


For Google, getting a foothold in the Chinese market now may well be vital for its survival 20 years hence. So it's not surprising that it would trade that financial confidence for a little ethical dustup. The real risk is that some of that dust will stick to Google's snowy-white brand identity. Google trades on its image as a different kind of company. It became a little clearer last week that there can be only one kind of company: the kind that makes money.


Search on Google.Com

Search on Google.Cn



Seems like people dun care about us surfing porn or online betting anymore. hahaha..

Your Taboo, Not Mine....

What you are going to read maybe offending. But for the sake of freedom of speech and writting (typing, in this case) somebody's going to publish it.











just keep your finger crossed that i will not be killed from this day after...













Here's the article....

Your Taboo, Not Mine

The furor over cartoons of Muhammad reveals the zealot's double standard
Feb. 13, 2006


The iconic image of last week was in the Gaza Strip. It was of a Palestinian gunman astride the local office of the European Union. All the diplomatic staff had fled, tipped off ahead of time. The source of the militant's ire? A series of satirical cartoons originally published in Denmark. Yes, cartoons.


A Danish paper, a while back, had commissioned a set of cartoons depicting the fear that many writers and artists in Europe feel when dealing with the subject of Islam. To Western eyes, the cartoons were not in any way remarkable. In fact, they were rather tame. One showed Muhammad with his turban depicted as a bomb--not exactly a fresh image to describe Islamic terrorism. Another used a simple graphic device: it showed Muhammad surrounded by two women in full Muslim garb, their eyes peering out from an oblong space in their black chadors. And on Muhammad's face there was an oblong too, blacking out his eyes. The point was that Islam has a blind spot when it comes to women's freedom. Crude but powerful: exactly what a political cartoon is supposed to be.


The result was an astonishing uproar in the Muslim world, one of those revealing moments when the gulf between our world and theirs seems unbridgeable. Boycotts of European goods are in force; demonstrators in London held up signs proclaiming EXTERMINATE THOSE WHO MOCK ISLAM and BE PREPARED FOR THE REAL HOLOCAUST; the editor of the French newspaper France-Soir was fired for reprinting the drawings; Afghan President Hamid Karzai condemned the publication; and protesters set fire to the Danish and Norwegian embassies in Damascus. The Egyptian ambassador to Denmark expressed disbelief that the government would not prevent further reprinting. Freedom of the press, the Egyptian explained, "means the whole story will continue and that we are back to square one again. The government of Denmark has to do something to appease the Muslim world."


Excuse me? In fact, the opposite is the case. The Muslim world needs to do something to appease the West. Since Ayatullah Khomeini declared a death sentence against Salman Rushdie for how he depicted Muhammad in his book The Satanic Verses, Islamic radicals have been essentially threatening the free discussion of their religion and politics in the West. Rushdie escaped with his life. But Pim Fortuyn, a Dutch politician who stood up against Muslim immigrant hostility to equality for women and gays, was murdered on the street. Theo van Gogh, a Dutch filmmaker who offended strict Muslims, was killed thereafter. Several other Dutch politicians who have dared to criticize the intolerance of many Muslims live with police protection.


Muslim leaders say the cartoons are not just offensive. They're blasphemy--the mother of all offenses. That's because Islam forbids any visual depiction of the Prophet, even benign ones. Should non-Muslims respect this taboo? I see no reason why. You can respect a religion without honoring its taboos. I eat pork, and I'm not an anti-Semite. As a Catholic, I don't expect atheists to genuflect before an altar. If violating a taboo is necessary to illustrate a political point, then the call is an easy one. Freedom means learning to deal with being offended.


Blasphemy, after all, is commonplace in the West. In America, Christians have become accustomed to artists' offending their religious symbols. They can protest, and cut off public funding--but the right of the individual to say or depict offensive messages or symbols is not really in dispute. Blasphemy, moreover, is common in the Muslim world, and sanctioned by Arab governments. The Arab media run cartoons depicting Jews and the symbols of the Jewish faith with imagery indistinguishable from that used in the Third Reich. But I have yet to see Jews or Israelis threaten the lives of Muslims because of it.


And there is, of course, the other blasphemy. It occurred on Sept. 11, 2001, when fanatics murdered thousands of innocents in the name of Islam. Surely, nothing could be more blasphemous. So where were the Muslim boycotts of Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan after that horrifying event? Since 9/11 mosques have been bombed in Iraq by Islamic terrorists. Where was the rioting condemning attacks on the holiest of shrines? These double standards reveal something quite clear: this call for "sensitivity" is primarily a cover for intolerance of others and intimidation of free people.


Yes, there's no reason to offend people of any faith arbitrarily. We owe all faiths respect. But the Danish cartoons were not arbitrarily offensive. They were designed to reveal Islamic intolerance--and they have now done so, in abundance. The West's principles are clear enough. Tolerance? Yes. Faith? Absolutely. Freedom of speech? Nonnegotiable.
> Visit Andrew Sullivan's blog, the Daily Dish, at
time.com


Whose fault is it? The cartoon? The press? The people? The third world's mindset? History has showed us that every war ends on the round table. Can we all just behave like a civilised human being. Can we all just die with old age, and not because of war? (hahah)























Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Disgrace!!

Saw this in the local paper today..

Moral crusaders turn molesters

BY MARC LOURDES

KUALA LUMPUR: A group of moral crusaders had the tables turned on them when they were arrested by the police for allegedly molesting a woman they had caught for khalwat.
A 21-year-old banquet supervisor and his 17-year-old sales assistant girlfriend, who were at her brother's home in Kg Sungai Penchala, had a shock when the men kicked open the door and stormed into the house.
Brickfields OCPD Asst Comm Mohd Dzuraidi Ibrahim said the men, aged between 24 and 44, beat up the boyfriend when he tried to explain that they had not been doing anything wrong, causing him to suffer injuries to his face, eyes and body.
“They then broke into the bathroom where the girl was taking a shower and allegedly groped and fondled her.
“One of the men also slapped her,” said ACP Mohd Dzuraidi.
The men then dragged the couple to the Brickfields police district headquarters to lodge a police report against them for khalwat.
However, they received a nasty surprise when police arrested them instead after the girl lodged a report against them.





What a disgrace!! I got no further comments. But I am sure you all do.

Monday, February 06, 2006

seen the pictures, sang this song...



心很空天很大云很重我很孤单却赶不走
捧着她的名字她的喜怒哀乐往前走多久了
一个人心中只有一个宝贝久了之后她变成了眼泪
泪一滴在左手凝固成为寂寞往回看有什么

那女孩对我说
说我保护她的梦
说这个世界对她这样的不多
她渐渐忘了我但是她并不晓得遍体鳞伤的我一天也没再爱过

那女孩对我说
说我是一个小偷
偷她的回忆塞进我的脑海中
我不需要自由只想背着她的梦一步步向前走她给的永远不重

一个人心中只有一个宝贝久了之后她变成了眼泪
泪一滴在左手凝固成为寂寞往回看有什么

那女孩对我说
说我保护她的梦
说这个世界对她这样的不多
她渐渐忘了我但是她并不晓得遍体鳞伤的我一天也没再爱过

那女孩对我说
说我是一个小偷
偷她的回忆塞进我的脑海中
我不需要自由只想背着她的梦一步步向前走她给的永远不重

那女孩对我说
保护她的梦说这个世界对她这样的不多
她渐渐忘了我但是她并不晓得遍体鳞伤的我一天也没再爱过

那女孩对我说说我是一个小偷
偷她的回忆塞进我的脑海中
我不需要自由只想背着她的梦一步步向前走她给的永远不重