KJ the CBK

KJ (the oxford reject)


Acronyms can be funny sometimes.. especially when ppl misrepresent it.. What comes into your mind when you see the car number place CBK or WPK? haha!

But we use acronym almost everyday, whether you like it or not. MSN, YM, DAP, PAS, UKM, UM, MU, LFC... (macam-macam ada) They even use acronyms in the parliment, but it all end up quite..... chaotic.

KJ was in the Parliment the other day and he was talking about some issue over the consumption on chicken and pork. Then, out of nowhere, this dumb ass mention the phrase Projek Khinzir Raksasa (Giant Pig Project) and apply the acronym PKR**. This of course started the crossfire over the floor and everyone demanded KJ to retract his words. But of course, KJ the bafoon didn't budge. A PKR MP from Kedah then put up the rules book and protest the use of indecent word in the house. Pandikar Amin didn't give a shit.

During the fight, we can observe that, not only that PKR give up a good verbal fight, but DAP joint in and so did PAS.

Now here comes the funny part.

Someone from behind then said, if there's a Projek Khinzir Raksasa, then what happend to the Projek Babi Negara (National Pig Project)? And what's the acronym for that? PBN! That guy can think damn fast.. haha...

Guess what...? The phrase set fire to the other side of the hall, where all the members of the rulling party (Party Barisan National) ruptured! Most of the bumiputera MPs were shouting "tarik balik" (retract).. and KJ was shouting like a baboon, while the Chinese reps from PBN sat down and watched the entire show.

Classic scene.. no? See the video below!

We will not miss Abdullah

An article from the local dailies today:

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Thursday December 18, 2008

Pak Lah: Final mission to cool racial tensions

KUALA LUMPUR: Prime MInister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi sees his final mission before leaving office is to cool racial and religious tensions in the country.

Abdullah told The Associated Press that a shrinking economy and deepening divisions between the different communities are the biggest threats facing the country.

“Since I am retiring earlier than I was planning to, (the reforms) have to be done very quickly,” said Abdul- lah.

“I am thinking of how to handle the issue of race relations, and the issue of religious tensions because of so many things that are happening,” he added.

Abdullah suggested that he could establish an institution “where all communities” can take their grievances.

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Pure BULLOCKS...

How retarded can you be? What racial issue? Do you see racial issue when Chinese communities are voting for PAS? I don't think so.

Let's look at the greater picture: who is raising the racial issues?

Example #1:

Who kissed the 'keris' while having their legal assembly? And who shouted: don't mess with 'M*lays'? What happened to the word 'Bumiputera'?

Example #2:

Who suggested to scrap vernacular school? Why don't you scrap the U-party? It would be if it's not for Dr.M.

Example #3:

Who insisted that in order to preserve the racial harmony, the country have to emphasize on special rights of the bumis? Why not use the word 'M*lays' now?

Example #4:

Who deliberately made false accusation of a Chinese YB, saying that the prayers from a mosque was too noisy? And in the end, the Imams from the mosque stood up and claim that there's was no report made against them? (I hope this currupted former-CM will get the 3mil fine)

Example #5:

Who abused the local media (TV and newspapers) to install hatred among races? What about the reported special TV-programs on TV1? Who made used of the papers to throw the allegations at one of our local MP?

Example #6:

It seems like a different picture shown by the opposition when they encourage ppl to join DAP or PAS regardless of their skin color or religion. DAP is inviting everyone on facebook to join their dinner. Not a lavish one, but I am touched by the efforts of these big-hearted people. This is what the rakyat believes now. I've personally attended a talk organised by PAS near my place and everyone was so friendly. All smiles. I don't think I will get this kind of reception if I attend an U-party talk.

Racial integration is showing its signs of gel-ing. We do not need anyone to remind us of our differences. The country don't need this. Lead by example, this is what the opposition is trying to show us. And they are also sending out a message that a new dawn is coming. A whole new level of 'MALAYSIA' will be introduced where everyone is happy and then.... we will not question the rights of the BUMIPUTERAS.

We will miss Mr Bush

Ever wonder why shoes were flung at him? reading the below quotes might make you do so too!

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush


"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush


"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- George W.Bush


"The future will be better tomorrow."
- George W. Bush


"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush


"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush


"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush


"Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush


"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- George W. Bush


"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush


"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush


"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush


"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush


"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush




don't you just love him....

Kaminsky attack?

How to become a orang kaya within a day.....? like this poor uncle...

He is not too happy, is he?

His bank account was hacked and minutes later, all money gone.. left MYR1000. pity him la, sole breadwinner, son studying in local uni.. and on top of all that, the thief even got guts to use RM500 to top up his prepaid card. Frantically asking the bank to stop all transaction, the banker even saw the money disappearing right under her nose.

This news triggers my interest on internet security. how safe are we?

let me introduce you to this guy.... Dan Kaminsky...

he broke the internet..

with simple codings, he managed manipulate the internet. Started of by hacking into starbucks pay-per-use internet access, he then discovered the same method he use for being a kiasu, he discovered a loop within the internet.

He could have taken control of all the bank accounts online, routings email to whereever he liked. but nooooo...... he went to the correct source and worked with the DNS team to fix it.

I know I might not be as noble as him, but to think about taking control of the millions of accounts online just excites me... I should have studied harder for my IT degree..

so, is this old uncle being hacked? no la... i think his son got hold of his ATM card. hahaha.....

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