Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Why Chinese must not have English names

Anne Chang ( Mandarin)- Dirty
Anne Chin ( Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng ( Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng ( Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks



Lucy Leow (Hokkien ) - You are dead
Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow ( Hokkien) - Lost till death
Corrine Tai ( Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan ( Cantonese) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan ( Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong ( Mandarin ) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Tng ( Hokkien ) - Leg hair long
Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng ( Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai ( Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh ( Cantonese) - Never die before




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Special Thanks to NK, who sent me this mail and lighten everyones' wednesday...

CHEERS~~!

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