well, at first, i thought eating human poo and pee is disgusting.. well, think again. really wonder how would it taste like? will it be clean? will there be any shit attached to it? (hrrmmm......)
Monday, May 29, 2006
Who wanna taste some fish *PASTE*??
well, at first, i thought eating human poo and pee is disgusting.. well, think again. really wonder how would it taste like? will it be clean? will there be any shit attached to it? (hrrmmm......)
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Rules of being a Man (not a poof)
Rules of being a Man (not a poof)
Poof = Gay men in English slang.
01 Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella
02 It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
03 When she is using her teeth.
04 Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
05 Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
06 If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
07 Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
08 No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.
09 On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
10 When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never, ever ask who's playing.
11 You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's
officially your girlfriend.
12 It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel ….. and it's free.
13 Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
14 Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
15 Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever! Issue closed.
16 If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
17 Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
18 A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
19 Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
20 If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
21 Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
22 Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
23 Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the
conversation you need.
24 Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
25 The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to
nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
26 It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
27 Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
28 The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
29 There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
p/s: thank you mindy for the article and for the writer who wrote this. hehe
Poof = Gay men in English slang.
01 Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella
02 It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
03 When she is using her teeth.
04 Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
05 Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
06 If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
07 Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
08 No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.
09 On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
10 When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never, ever ask who's playing.
11 You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's
officially your girlfriend.
12 It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel ….. and it's free.
13 Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
14 Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
15 Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever! Issue closed.
16 If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
17 Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
18 A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
19 Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
20 If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
21 Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
22 Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
23 Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the
conversation you need.
24 Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
25 The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to
nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
26 It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
27 Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
28 The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
29 There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
p/s: thank you mindy for the article and for the writer who wrote this. hehe
Monday, May 22, 2006
Malaysian going BONKERS!!!!
a little report i read this morning in http://www.thestar.com.my
Mental disorders afflict 21% of Malaysians
KUALA LUMPUR: Twenty-one per cent of Malaysians have mental disorders as a result of the pressures of life, and the figure is rising.
According to clinical psychologist Mahadir Mohamad, based on a survey from 1995 to 2000, depression topped the list, followed by psychosis, and drug and alcohol-related mental disorders.
“Based on year 2000 statistics by the Public Health Institute (Disease Burden Department), 108,324 people suffered depression.
“Those between the ages of 30 and 59 were most affected by this disease, and the figure is rising by the year,” he said at a forum on recognising mental health and illness organised by KL Clinical Psychology Counselling Centre here yesterday.
He said anxiety was also a form of mental disorder, with 33,714 people diagnosed with it.
Mahadir, who works for the Health Ministry, said 24,647 people were diagnosed with psychosis. Alcohol and drug-related mental disorders accounted for 21,441 and 27,522 people respectively.
“One of the main reasons for mental disorder is the pressures caused by life, love and marital problems.
“Many are not aware that they are suffering from such a disease because they refuse to spend money to get professional help,” he said.
and we all knew about this all along.
Last week when i was playing badminton, saw this guy smashing his 200+ bucks racquet to the floor, just because he lost the game. and they were not even betting!! (well, at least, i assume they are not, because they were Muslims)
Mental disorders afflict 21% of Malaysians
KUALA LUMPUR: Twenty-one per cent of Malaysians have mental disorders as a result of the pressures of life, and the figure is rising.
According to clinical psychologist Mahadir Mohamad, based on a survey from 1995 to 2000, depression topped the list, followed by psychosis, and drug and alcohol-related mental disorders.
“Based on year 2000 statistics by the Public Health Institute (Disease Burden Department), 108,324 people suffered depression.
“Those between the ages of 30 and 59 were most affected by this disease, and the figure is rising by the year,” he said at a forum on recognising mental health and illness organised by KL Clinical Psychology Counselling Centre here yesterday.
He said anxiety was also a form of mental disorder, with 33,714 people diagnosed with it.
Mahadir, who works for the Health Ministry, said 24,647 people were diagnosed with psychosis. Alcohol and drug-related mental disorders accounted for 21,441 and 27,522 people respectively.
“One of the main reasons for mental disorder is the pressures caused by life, love and marital problems.
“Many are not aware that they are suffering from such a disease because they refuse to spend money to get professional help,” he said.
and we all knew about this all along.
Last week when i was playing badminton, saw this guy smashing his 200+ bucks racquet to the floor, just because he lost the game. and they were not even betting!! (well, at least, i assume they are not, because they were Muslims)
Sunday, May 07, 2006
if it matters.
If it matters to you,
i will say i love you a hundred thousand times.
If it matters to you,
i will stay by you, to stop your tears.
If it matters to you,
i will fight for you and protect you forever.
If it matters to you,
i will sing for you whenever you want to hear my voice.
If it matters to you,
i will not sleep, if you want to stay up late.
It if matters to you,
i will show you my heart, to see what's is it like, inside...
If it matters to you,
i will find a million reasons to tell you why i love you..
If it matters to you,
i will make a thousand promises and make sure i keep it
If it matters to you,
i will usher you to your dreams, so that we can meet and play...
If it matters to you,
i will walk with you at the beach everyday, to accompany you..
If it matters to you,
i will give you priceless gifts, not pricy gifts... (hehe)
for all that matters, to you.. i know i can never live without you.
because for all that matters to me, is you....
i will say i love you a hundred thousand times.
If it matters to you,
i will stay by you, to stop your tears.
If it matters to you,
i will fight for you and protect you forever.
If it matters to you,
i will sing for you whenever you want to hear my voice.
If it matters to you,
i will not sleep, if you want to stay up late.
It if matters to you,
i will show you my heart, to see what's is it like, inside...
If it matters to you,
i will find a million reasons to tell you why i love you..
If it matters to you,
i will make a thousand promises and make sure i keep it
If it matters to you,
i will usher you to your dreams, so that we can meet and play...
If it matters to you,
i will walk with you at the beach everyday, to accompany you..
If it matters to you,
i will give you priceless gifts, not pricy gifts... (hehe)
for all that matters, to you.. i know i can never live without you.
because for all that matters to me, is you....
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