KJ the CBK

KJ (the oxford reject)


Acronyms can be funny sometimes.. especially when ppl misrepresent it.. What comes into your mind when you see the car number place CBK or WPK? haha!

But we use acronym almost everyday, whether you like it or not. MSN, YM, DAP, PAS, UKM, UM, MU, LFC... (macam-macam ada) They even use acronyms in the parliment, but it all end up quite..... chaotic.

KJ was in the Parliment the other day and he was talking about some issue over the consumption on chicken and pork. Then, out of nowhere, this dumb ass mention the phrase Projek Khinzir Raksasa (Giant Pig Project) and apply the acronym PKR**. This of course started the crossfire over the floor and everyone demanded KJ to retract his words. But of course, KJ the bafoon didn't budge. A PKR MP from Kedah then put up the rules book and protest the use of indecent word in the house. Pandikar Amin didn't give a shit.

During the fight, we can observe that, not only that PKR give up a good verbal fight, but DAP joint in and so did PAS.

Now here comes the funny part.

Someone from behind then said, if there's a Projek Khinzir Raksasa, then what happend to the Projek Babi Negara (National Pig Project)? And what's the acronym for that? PBN! That guy can think damn fast.. haha...

Guess what...? The phrase set fire to the other side of the hall, where all the members of the rulling party (Party Barisan National) ruptured! Most of the bumiputera MPs were shouting "tarik balik" (retract).. and KJ was shouting like a baboon, while the Chinese reps from PBN sat down and watched the entire show.

Classic scene.. no? See the video below!

We will not miss Abdullah

An article from the local dailies today:

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Thursday December 18, 2008

Pak Lah: Final mission to cool racial tensions

KUALA LUMPUR: Prime MInister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi sees his final mission before leaving office is to cool racial and religious tensions in the country.

Abdullah told The Associated Press that a shrinking economy and deepening divisions between the different communities are the biggest threats facing the country.

“Since I am retiring earlier than I was planning to, (the reforms) have to be done very quickly,” said Abdul- lah.

“I am thinking of how to handle the issue of race relations, and the issue of religious tensions because of so many things that are happening,” he added.

Abdullah suggested that he could establish an institution “where all communities” can take their grievances.

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Pure BULLOCKS...

How retarded can you be? What racial issue? Do you see racial issue when Chinese communities are voting for PAS? I don't think so.

Let's look at the greater picture: who is raising the racial issues?

Example #1:

Who kissed the 'keris' while having their legal assembly? And who shouted: don't mess with 'M*lays'? What happened to the word 'Bumiputera'?

Example #2:

Who suggested to scrap vernacular school? Why don't you scrap the U-party? It would be if it's not for Dr.M.

Example #3:

Who insisted that in order to preserve the racial harmony, the country have to emphasize on special rights of the bumis? Why not use the word 'M*lays' now?

Example #4:

Who deliberately made false accusation of a Chinese YB, saying that the prayers from a mosque was too noisy? And in the end, the Imams from the mosque stood up and claim that there's was no report made against them? (I hope this currupted former-CM will get the 3mil fine)

Example #5:

Who abused the local media (TV and newspapers) to install hatred among races? What about the reported special TV-programs on TV1? Who made used of the papers to throw the allegations at one of our local MP?

Example #6:

It seems like a different picture shown by the opposition when they encourage ppl to join DAP or PAS regardless of their skin color or religion. DAP is inviting everyone on facebook to join their dinner. Not a lavish one, but I am touched by the efforts of these big-hearted people. This is what the rakyat believes now. I've personally attended a talk organised by PAS near my place and everyone was so friendly. All smiles. I don't think I will get this kind of reception if I attend an U-party talk.

Racial integration is showing its signs of gel-ing. We do not need anyone to remind us of our differences. The country don't need this. Lead by example, this is what the opposition is trying to show us. And they are also sending out a message that a new dawn is coming. A whole new level of 'MALAYSIA' will be introduced where everyone is happy and then.... we will not question the rights of the BUMIPUTERAS.

Fatwa-fatwa yang akan datang

With the recent rumors saying that somebody might ban Yoga, there were many unrest. Somebody I personally know, depends on Yoga to keep their mind and body alive. Follow up from their last stupid ban, they said that shaving your head bald is also a sin. (click to related articles), what's next????

What's next? My friend forwarded me a forecast, what they will announce in the next few months... enjoy.....




Fatwa-fatwa yang akan datang - Please read

Makin hari umat Islam makin ditindas dan dikongkong. Bukan oleh orang Cina, atau orang India atau orang Yahudi atau orang Kristian. Tetapi dianiya dan dikongkong oleh orang Islam/Melayu sendiri. Please read on.

Selepas fatwa pengharaman yoga, fatwa-fatwa yang akan datang adalah seperti berikut :

Disember 2008
Orang Islam dilarang mandi di kolam renang awam. Di kolam renang awam, akan terdapat orang-orang yang bukan Islam yang memakai pakaian renang yang singkat dan mendedahkan aurat (terutamanya amoi-amoi china yang cun dan seksi). Ini boleh menjejaskan akidah orang Islam. Cara yang paling baik ialah kita haramkan orang Islam dari kolam renang awam.

Januari 2009
Orang Islam dilarang pergi ke Pulau Pinang. Ketua Menteri Pulau Pinang adalah seorang yang bukan Islam and majoriti penduduk Pulau Pinang adalah orang yang bukan Islam. Apabila seorang Islam berada di Pulau Pinang, beliau mungkin terhidu bau char keoy tiaw yang dimasak oleh orang bukan Islam dan ini boleh merosakkan akidah kita. Cara yang paling baik ialah kita haramkan orang Islam dari pergi ke Pulau Pinang. Orang Islam yang kini tinggal di Pulau Pinang akan diberi elaun pindah sebanyak RM 3000 untuk membantu mereka berpindah ke negeri-negeri yang lain. Perpindahan ke negeri Kelantan dan Terengganu amat amat digalakkan.

Februari 2009
Orang Islam dilarang meminum root beer. Walaupun root beer tidak mengandungi alkohol, namun perkataan "beer" ini boleh menimbulkan keghairan dan kelakuan tidak senonoh di kalangan orang Islam. Dengan pengharaman root beer, orang Islam bolehlah meminum minuman ringan yang lain tanpa was-was. Ginger beer juga diharamkan.

March 2009
Orang Islam dilarang memakan di kedai Mamak. Walaupun mamak kebanyakkannya Islam, tetapi asal usul mereka adalah India dan ada kemungkinan terdapat unsur-unsur India di dalam perniagaan mereka seperti bercakap Tamil dan memakai seluar dalam buatan India. Untuk mengelakkan sebarang syak wasangka, mulai 1 Mac 2009, orang Islam dilarang dari memakan di kedai mamak (kecuali Tun Mahatir kerana dia sendiri mamak kelas I)

April 2009
Orang Islam dilarang bermain ping pong atau table tennis. Ping pong berasal dari negeri China dan oleh yang demikian, mungkin terdapat unsur-unsur agama Buddha atau Confuciusism di dalam permainan ping pong. Orang Islam yang terlalu banyak bermain ping pong akan terjejas akidah mereka. Sebagai permainan alternatif, orang Islam digalakkan bermain sepak raga (tetapi bola raga mesti buatan Malaysia, bukan dari Thailand).

Mei 2009
Orang Islam yang berkerja dengan kerajaan dilarang mengambil gaji masing-masing. Ini kerana sebahagian besar pendapatan kerajaan adalah cukai pendapatan yang dibayar oleh syarikat-syarikat orang bukan Islam. Orang Islam digalakkan meminta sedekah dari orang Islam yang lain. Untuk memudahkan permintaan sedekah, bakal peminta sedekah digalakkan mencangkung di hadapan bangunan UMNO.

Jun 2009
Orang Islam dilarang keluar negara. Terdapat terlalu banyak godaan yang boleh meruntuhkan akhlak dan akidah orang Islam. Perkara ini telahpun dikaji dengan teliti hasil lawatan sambil belajar ke Bangkok oleh Majlis Fatwa Kebangsaan baru-baru ini. Oleh yang demikian, orang orang Islam diminta menyerahkan balik paspot masing-masing ke jabatan immigresen secepat mungkin. Perjalanan keluar negara hanya dibenarkan untuk menteri-menteri dan orang kuat UMNO sahaja, itupun hanya jika diiringi oleh ahli Majlis Fatwa Kebangsaan.

Julai 2009
Orang Islam dilarang berfikir di waktu siang. Kebanyakkan masalah jenayah dan maksiat wujud kerana orang-orang yang tak ada kerja berfikir yang bukan-bukan. Untuk membenteras maslah jeneyah dan maksiat, orang-orang Islam mulai 1 Julai 2009, dilarang dari menggunakan otak mereka diwaktu siang. Pemikiran mereka akan dipantau oleh Majlis Fatwa Kebangsaan dengan menggunakan sekumpulan specially trained monkeys. Orang Islam boleh menggunakan otak mereka di waktu malam tetapi pemikiran dihadkan kepada perkara-perkara berkaitan dengan makan dan minum sahaja.

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Please do not laugh. Many of the above will become a reality if we do not do anything. The rational-thinking muslims in this country are simply not doing anything. We let a very small minority of narrow-minded idiots to control our lives. We, especially the Malay muslims, are fast becoming a laughing stock worldwide. We are obsessed with the little little things.

When there are so many important things remain to be done, why must the Fatwa folks spend their time on little things.. tomboys, yoga, etc, etc. Why don't we ever hear anything from the Fatwa folks for social justice, eradicating corruption and poverty, protecting single mothers, helping the poors, educating the ummah, protecting the environment or ensuring fairness in society.

If you are a rationale, forward thinking muslim, please speak up. If you choose to remain silent, it only means that you agree with whatever is happening. And do not blame the non-muslims for all our troubles. We are asking for it.



Bukhari Hood
Shah Alam


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Money Tok

Got this from some SPAM mails in my office. It's all about the money talk nowadays after the petrol price increased.

Can a family man with Salary RM3,000 survive in Malaysia ????

It's absolutely true and is quite entertaining too
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Let's do some simple calculations here.

In Malaysia , the average family income is RM3,000 /month (where father works, mother doesn't).

I understand there are many families whose monthly income does not reach RM3,000, but, to make things simple, let's take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right?

Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam ....

Calculation starts...

Electricity and water bill: RM100
(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)

Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100

Meals for a happy family: RM775
(3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons...?)

Papa takes / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155
(RM5/day, RM5 ... can eat what?)

Car repayment: RM400
(A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)

Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300 (go to work, bring son to school, only can afford one car running) &nb sp;

Insurance: RM650 (kids, wife and myself)

House repayment: RM750
(low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs, retired still have to work to pay!)

Tuition: RM80
(got that cheap meh? i don't think so)

Older children pocket money @ school: RM20
(RM1/day, eat bread?)

School fees: RM30
(enough ah?)

School book s and etc: RM100
(always got extra to pay in school)

Younger children milk powder: RM50
(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, and all the HA :) expensive)

Miscellaneous:
RM100 > > (shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper)

Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so...
No Astro,
no movie @ cinema,
no DVD,
no CD,
no online,
cannot KFC,
cannot McDonald,
cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol expensive), no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc...

Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Aiyoh! RM3,610 already...

EPF belum potong, income tax lagi........oledi RM3,610 ....

How to survive lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian ???

Our Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle?

How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study by ownself ?...

Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of rakyat Malaysia which still don't earn RM3,000/month!!!

What is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh... Sorry ... it should be Malaysians Boleh, because we're still alive and kicking!!

Our politicians must be mad!!!!